an open letter

Dear inventor of the windshield washer fluid injector thingy,
I don't love you but, I would like to give you a hug and a cookie.
Crystal

I'm a slacker

but, you knew that already...

Why is it I can find the time to

Impersonate fictional characters,



make freezer paper stencil t-shirts
and

make and eat crack but, I can't do things I should be doing. I'm gonna go ahead and blame winter. Feh. Maybe I should make a list like Jamelah and Caryn ?

Well, yeah...

J- They dematerialize when they cover their eyes with their chins.
C- I do that, too!
J- I know.