Thursday, February 22, 2007

an open letter

Dear inventor of the windshield washer fluid injector thingy,
I don't love you but, I would like to give you a hug and a cookie.

Monday, February 19, 2007

I'm a slacker

but, you knew that already...

Why is it I can find the time to
Damn mass media and it's unrealistic beauty ideals!
Impersonate fictional characters,

make freezer paper stencil t-shirts
sesame crusted tofu
make and eat crack but, I can't do things I should be doing. I'm gonna go ahead and blame winter. Feh. Maybe I should make a list like Jamelah and Caryn ?

Friday, February 16, 2007

Well, yeah...

J- They dematerialize when they cover their eyes with their chins.
C- I do that, too!
J- I know.