Damn you, George Michael

So I'm driving in the car and I've stopped listening to Jesca Hoop's CD just in time to hear a local radio station's "Back in the Day Cafe". They played "I want your sex" by George Michael. Now, normally, the songs of my youth bring back happy or at least bemused memories. Not this one. I was raised Nazarene, and we weren't supposed to listen to secular music. It was a struggle to get my Mom to agree to change the station. I lived in fear of this song, as well as "The search is Over" by Survivor and "Freedom" by Wham!.
Now, If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go add an 80's chanel to my pandora.