If this blog were a plant, it would be dead by now.

Ready for a list?

1. I can't listen to regular radio. When I do, I talk back to it. Maybe if Beyonce didn't insist on having a replacement man right away she could figure out why she keeps dating the same guy over and over again.

2. Thinking about that upsets me because it's just a song.

3. "To the left" is really better as an Andrew Bird lyric

4.
I turned twenty-nine on Tuesday. It feels much older than twenty-eight.

5. I went to Europe the other day...


6. This picture totally made my day:


7. seven, seven for no tomorrow.

8. eight, eight, I forget what eight is for.