So much better than jesus bells...

So, the first Christmas that Sweetie and I shared, came only two months after we began dating. Sweetie, bless his cotton socks, had no idea what to get for me. He sought advice from his mother. She reasoned that, a girl he met at church, would enjoy a church themed present. So, on Christmas morning, I opened a box and found three ceramic jesus bells.
Three. Ceramic. Jesus. Bells.
*ahem*
He more than made up for that this year.
Meet, Edwin:

*sigh*
Isn't he beautiful?!?